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elysium5 wrote:
MASTER: Approach student, close the circle at the feet of the master. You
have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Tae Kwon
Leap. But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your
own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now. So: Ohhhhmmmmm...

STUDENT1 (Ed Gruberman): Uh, sir! Sir! (Oo!, Oo!) Sir!

MASTER: Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of
the pond?

EG: Me! Ed Gruberman!

MASTER: E-Ed Gruberman.

EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nuthin', but, uh, how long is this gonna take?

MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading
forever towards the horizon.

EG: So like, what, an hour or so?

MASTER: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you
must learn patience.

EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take?

MASTER: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.

EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Yah
yah yah hwoom!

MASTER: 'Beat people up'...

EG: Yeah! Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing
bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey?

MASTER: The only use of Tae Kwon Leap is self-defense. Do you know who
said that? Ki Lo Ni, the great teacher.

EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said
that? Mel, the cook on 'Alice'.

MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of
hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Ohmmmmmm.....

EG: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I
gonna start wipin' the walls with you?

MASTER: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that
you might see.

EG: All right! Finally some action!

MASTER: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

EG (drunkenly): Owww! You booted me in the head!

MASTER: You are lucky, Ed Gruberman. Few novices experience so much of
Tae Kwon Leap so soon.

EG (quietly, to himself): Ow, oh, my head!

MASTER: Now we continue. Ohhhmmmmm...

EG: Hey! I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty, hah? Come on, are
ya chicken?

MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

EG (again, drunkenly): Oww! Okay, now I'm ready, okay, now, come on, try it
now.

MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

EG: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?

MASTER: Now class, we shall return to our..

STUDENT2: Master?

MASTER: It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student.

STUDENT2: Many apologies, master. But I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong.

MASTER: What do you mean?

STUDENT2: I want to boot some head, too.

MASTER: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?

STUDENT2: Yes, master. I have learned two things. First, that anger
is a weapon only to one's opponent.

MASTER: Very good.

STUDENT2: And secondly, get in the first shot. Boot to the head. (SH-ZOOMP!)

MASTER: You missed.

STUDENT2: Yeah. Well...

MASTER: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson...

STUDENT2: You don't have to, you know. I gotta be going...

MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

STUDENT2 (agonizing pain): Oyyy oy oyyyy.... Oh....

MASTER: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?

STUDENT3: Yes, master. Not a single one of us could defeat you.

MASTER: You gain wisdom, child.

STUDENT3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys!

(Master throws many Boot-to-the-head's and SH-ZOOMP's, and people are groaning
in pain)

MASTER: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into
the heart of the candle of meditation.

UNISON: Ohhhmmmm....

MASTER: Very good, class.
"Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!"
2ofclubs wrote:
The Mafia are: Anax Hood JkL Ely ABS

Good long read thanks Master Ely
answering ABS: IDK "your mind" maybe. Some one said if you spot it you got it. LOL
responding to noisy Hood: Just noise. Maybe you should ask the master (SH-ZOOMP!)
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2ofclubs wrote:
unofficial preliminary Pole*:
HooD 9
Clubs 3
Alex  1
(*)  Does not include all the + & - votes**
(**) Shields are not consider are not consider as votes
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elysium5 wrote:
2ofclubs
unofficial preliminary Pole*:
HooD 9
Clubs 3
Alex  1
(*)  Does not include all the + & - votes**
(**) Shields are not consider are not consider as votes

unofficial preliminary Pole*:

2ofclubs= Dead Man Walking

#Unlynch AlexCheckMate

#Lynch 2ofclubs

"Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!"
Rockbert wrote:
#Lynch Hoodlum. Lynch him again, and again, and again.
"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."
- Thomas Mann
Ready4war wrote:
Lynch hoodlum
He too shall receive a boot
We will not appreciate water until the well runs dry -Benjamin Franklin
2ofclubs wrote:
Yea boot the Hoodie who was bleeding out from the beginning. It's a slow bleed when its Ice cold blood.

Sincerely
Dead hero/Nemesis with no abilities walking. But I sing a sweet tune unlike mafia noise.
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Hoodlum wrote:
Good morning. I just want to say it's been a good game, and I don't want u to be mad when I'm still here. Oh wb anax :)
Hoodlum is online.
elysium5 wrote:
maxrebo
LUNCH THE HOODIE

Are you asking Hood out on an afternoon date?
"Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!"
2ofclubs wrote:
Why are you guys out to get me? I am out of abilities. Did that boot land to hard :P
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