superhero vs villain mafia game thread

MASTER: Approach student, close the circle at the feet of the master. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Tae Kwon Leap. But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now. So: Ohhhhmmmmm... STUDENT1 (Ed Gruberman): Uh, sir! Sir! (Oo!, Oo!) Sir! MASTER: Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond? EG: Me! Ed Gruberman! MASTER: E-Ed Gruberman. EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nuthin', but, uh, how long is this gonna take? MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon. EG: So like, what, an hour or so? MASTER: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you must learn patience. EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take? MASTER: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day. EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Yah yah yah hwoom! MASTER: 'Beat people up'... EG: Yeah! Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey? MASTER: The only use of Tae Kwon Leap is self-defense. Do you know who said that? Ki Lo Ni, the great teacher. EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said that? Mel, the cook on 'Alice'. MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Ohmmmmmm..... EG: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I gonna start wipin' the walls with you? MASTER: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that you might see. EG: All right! Finally some action! MASTER: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! (SH-ZOOMP!) EG (drunkenly): Owww! You booted me in the head! MASTER: You are lucky, Ed Gruberman. Few novices experience so much of Tae Kwon Leap so soon. EG (quietly, to himself): Ow, oh, my head! MASTER: Now we continue. Ohhhmmmmm... EG: Hey! I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty, hah? Come on, are ya chicken? MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!) EG (again, drunkenly): Oww! Okay, now I'm ready, okay, now, come on, try it now. MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!) EG: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute? MASTER: Now class, we shall return to our.. STUDENT2: Master? MASTER: It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student. STUDENT2: Many apologies, master. But I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong. MASTER: What do you mean? STUDENT2: I want to boot some head, too. MASTER: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman? STUDENT2: Yes, master. I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponent. MASTER: Very good. STUDENT2: And secondly, get in the first shot. Boot to the head. (SH-ZOOMP!) MASTER: You missed. STUDENT2: Yeah. Well... MASTER: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson... STUDENT2: You don't have to, you know. I gotta be going... MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!) STUDENT2 (agonizing pain): Oyyy oy oyyyy.... Oh.... MASTER: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here? STUDENT3: Yes, master. Not a single one of us could defeat you. MASTER: You gain wisdom, child. STUDENT3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys! (Master throws many Boot-to-the-head's and SH-ZOOMP's, and people are groaning in pain) MASTER: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into the heart of the candle of meditation. UNISON: Ohhhmmmm.... MASTER: Very good, class.

The [b]Mafia[/b] are: [b] [u]Anax [/u]Hood JkL Ely ABS[/b] Good long read thanks [i]Master Ely[/i] answering ABS: IDK "your mind" maybe. Some one said if you spot it you got it. LOL responding to noisy Hood: Just noise. Maybe you should ask the master (SH-ZOOMP!)

unofficial preliminary Pole*: HooD 9 Clubs 3 Alex 1 (*) Does not include all the + & - votes** (**) Shields are not consider are not consider as votes

[quote=2ofclubs]unofficial preliminary Pole*: HooD 9 Clubs 3 Alex 1 (*) Does not include all the + & - votes** (**) Shields are not consider are not consider as votes[/quote] unofficial preliminary Pole*: 2ofclubs= Dead Man Walking [b]#Unlynch AlexCheckMate #Lynch 2ofclubs[/b]

#Lynch Hoodlum. Lynch him again, and again, and again.

LYNCH HOODLUM.

Lynch Hoodlum

[b]Lynch hoodlum[/b] He too shall receive a boot

LUNCH THE HOODIE

Yea boot the Hoodie who was bleeding out from the beginning. It's a slow bleed when its Ice cold blood. Sincerely Dead hero/Nemesis with no abilities walking. But I sing a sweet tune unlike mafia noise.

[b]#Unlynch 2ofclubs #Lynch Hoodlum[/b]

[quote=elysium5][b]#Unlynch 2ofclubs #Lynch Hoodlum[/b][/quote] LOL

Good morning. I just want to say it's been a good game, and I don't want u to be mad when I'm still here. Oh wb anax :)

[quote=maxrebo]LUNCH THE HOODIE[/quote] Are you asking Hood out on an afternoon date?

Why are you guys out to get me? I am out of abilities. Did that boot land to hard :P