Dad Jokes Needed

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Sygmassacre wrote:
Now that i have an arrival pending (less than 3 months from now) it seems now would be a good time to increase my repertoire of dad jokes. Help me out community :)
E.g
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide
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aeronautic wrote:
LOL, it's going to be a long long time before baby can say or understand a dad joke, I'll post some in about 3 or 4 years !!
About the time you both start getting close to a proper night's sleep again. Sorry about that, I couldn't resist a reality check LMAO.
Hyd yn oed er fy mod Cymraeg , dim ond yn siarad Saesneg, felly yr wyf yn gobeithio y bydd y cyfieithu yn gywir.
maafi wrote:
I'd usually follow that up with:
Q. And what did the other side say to the chicken when he got there?
A. Hello chicken
I would be saving this gem up for when my kids had a bunch of friends around and I would want my kids to be proud of their witty and entertaining father. It would be greeted with blank looks from the friends and disbelieving, pitying stares from my kids, followed by the sound of foreheads hitting tables and mutterings of "I don't understand" and "is your dad ok?"

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elysium5 wrote:
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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