Create/choose slackbatter's avatar!

aero recently pointed out that I have no avatar and he seems to think I should since I'm Dominator. I've considered it briefly on multiple occasions but have never come up with anything satisfactory.

So...

In order to give my subordinates some sense of agency I am opening up the creation and choice of my avatar to the 'democratic' process:

-First, all are free to nominate an image along with a haiku justifying its worthiness.
-Those nominees will then be put to a vote.
-I will then exercise my supreme Dominator veto power to decide if the vote matters to me or not.

Any takers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znFbGpaJf1o

soft buttered pancake
I will eat you for breakfast
like a sweet princess

Dance of flip flop death
Tall stack of maple doom rolls
Yellow landscape set fire
 


Swing batter batter
Never miss a killer beat
Double dom run home

The Crown Prince Haiku
Approves not of his image
Employed in this way

I thought about including some guidelines, but pancakes are already making a good showing, so it turns out I didn't have to.

And the poetry is moving.

Keep 'em coming.

To get a better idea before i make a suggestion, where did the name slackbatter come from?

@epic
I believe it's a north American corruption of the English 'slack bladder'. For this reason I've always had a certain amount of sympathy for the man and explains why he's often, suddenly and dramatically, finishing games off before running to the bathroom.

lol

Now if that can somehow be captured in an avatar...

@epic
I don't recall the exact origins of the name, just remember some friends and I used to include the phrase "firing some slackbatter onto the griddle" in our conversations on a regular basis back in high school. It seemed to be a euphemism for doing pretty much anything.

Its when the fish in your fish n chips is no good coz they didnt mix the batter right and it just falls off. Hard out hate it when that happens

Huh i never really thought of pancake batter. I always imagined you were a baseball finatic. 

Baseball idea- bat connecting with ball name on bat.

Pancake batter- slinging batter on the griddle name on the side of griddle.

I am no artist sorry. Paint loses all potential when it enters my possession.

abstract elk
slackbatter is a bit of an abstract user name.

Anagrams for slackbatter is abstract elk

Nice spotting Hood

Cool.
Did you paint it for Slack, Cheeky?

No just googled a related image I wish I was that talented