Holiday Humor

and fitting given the state of affairs in the good old USA these days
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rgenandt wrote:
Senior Health Care Solution, a plan I think we should offer with a minimal enrollment fee on the internet :-)

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

 
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

 
lionheart wrote:
that sucks, I have seen pictures of the latest prison built in Britain and it looks nicer than some 5 star hotels and has more facilities than most leisure centres (sport centres).