OXEN'S ADVENTURE's!

From time to time my stories with certian individuals pops up from to time! :)
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OXEN wrote:
Emperor Trendius aka Leather DICKtator, accompanied with his two trusted advisors Torchitus and JBGION are standing infront their nations people just about to make an speech.
http://m0vie.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/gladiator2.jpg?w=468
Trendius turns his back to his worshipping crowd, who are eager to hear his grand speech to the nation. In a slightly winey voice he whispers to Torchitus and JBGION, do I really have to do this stupid speech now. I rather bath in bull blood and eat grapes.. Darn this people are demanding... I have captured the great warrior OXITRON and his right man JBITUS.
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz259/franzandfilms/Films/Gladiator.jpg
I will now go to the colosseum and see him be crushed and humilated by my greatest gladitor spamatitus.
http://mindreels.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/gladiator-2000-05.jpg
Please Join me at this graceful event, if you by any means havent bought ur tickets yet do so. THe price is only one gold coin and yes its the one with my face on in it, Trendius finishes of by saying as the went to the coloseeum!
OXITRON and JBITUS fought bravely.
http://media.aintitcool.com/media/legacy/images/gladi4.jpg
Trendius was not enjoying this.
http://www.slantmagazine.com/assets/house/lists/15famousemperors_15.jpg
Ops sorry wrong Emperor, this should be right..
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/gladiator_comodus_emperor_rome.jpg
FInally OXITRON defeats Spamatitus and his awesome tigers.
http://www.thebounce.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gladiator-Crowe-tiger_l.jpg
Trendius feeling kinda smuck and has the urge to fight OXITRON himself so he oders his troops to tie up poor OXTIRON.
http://content6.flixster.com/question/45/37/41/4537416_std.jpg
Yeah yeah he stabs him in the belly couple of times and says Can't we just be friends and just forget this ever happend..
OXITRON looks Trendius in the eyes and spits in to them and says, NO never!! You take my life but never my freedom!
Ok then Replies trendius as his gaurds escorts them back to the arean!
http://www.propstore.com/content/propstorecollection/gladiator/PDVD_003.jpg
Doest take even one second before this happens.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TdYoPqSEbyA/TYqc88KiP2I/AAAAAAAAAyI/A8Gbtq1SBFc/s1600/PDVD_034%2B%25282%2529.BMP
The last words Trendius hear are "I forgive you"
And of course OXTIRON gets the girl.
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/paramount/gladiator/Gladiator_3S.jpg
OXITRON lives forever!!!
http://storage.siliconera.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/clip_image004_thumb.jpg
Ops wrong picture again, my bad!
http://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/gladiator.bmp

Tadaaaaaa the END!
urgul wrote:
LOL OXEN :)

I think you take 'be random, it's ok' to a whole new level....
Cireon wrote:
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“This is how humans are: We question all our beliefs, except for the ones that we really believe in, and those we never think to question.”
- Speaker for the Dead, O.S. Card